HIM: "Hi, this is Magic Johnson and I want to enc -"
ME: "Stop calling my house Magic Johnson"
HIM: "-age you to vote for Ber-"
ME: "-nard Parks, I know Magic Johnson, you already called me. Leave my family alone Magic Johnson"
HIM: "-ard Parks and help us make the positi-"
ME!: "Magic Johnson where is your wife Cookie and does she know you're playing on the phone all day? Don't you have any meetings at a Starbucks or T.G.I. Friday's or any of the movie theaters you own"... Read More